Words and music Bob Dylan
Released on Bringing It All Back Home (1965)
Tabbed by Eyolf Østrem

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Well, I wake up in the morning

There's frogs inside my socks

Inside the icebox
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Then you ask why I don't live here
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Honey, do you have to ask?

Well, I go to pet your monkey
I get a face full of claws
I ask who's in the fireplace
And you tell me Santa Claus
The milkman comes in
He's wearing a derby hat
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, how come you have to ask me that?

Well, I asked for something to eat
I'm hungry as a hog
So I get brown rice, seaweed
And a dirty hot dog
I've got a hole
Where my stomach disappeared
Then you ask why I don't live here
Honey, I gotta think you're really weird.

It turns into a sword
That are pasted on a board
Everything inside my pockets